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Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. Like rain, I fell for you. Talking to you, laughing with you, being with you, changes my whole mood. Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. Frong 2 Najoomi:. Pls tell my future;.

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Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. Like rain, I fell for you. Talking to you, laughing with you, being with you, changes my whole mood. Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. Frong 2 Najoomi:. Pls tell my future;. A young smart girl, will touch u. Next semester in Bilogy Lab….. Iska pasive voice banao.

Teacher: Iska pasive voice banao. Ek Urdu ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar. Teacher ko gussa aya. Meri skin bohat soft,. Girl: Doctor se Meri skin bohat soft,. Insan shaadi kyun karta hia? Agar Jannat main jaye to acha feel kare. Agar Jahannum main jaye to Ajeeb na lage……. Sulagta Jism. Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..? Nashili Aankhen. Kapkapate Honth. Thartharata Badan.

Agar hai To usko. LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha. Line marne k bohut se tareque hain. Jinme se 3 mandrja zail hiain.

Pencil se…. Pen se…. Marker se.. Be positive …….. Question for brillent people. Question for brilliant people. Question was only for brilliant peoples. So you plz relax………. Be practical Yaaar! Part and art of Living A Better Model of mobile, bike and girlfriend. A Simple fact:. Who Is She? Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. In bio practical:. In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only?

Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You failed, what's your name? One boy went to meet his girlfriend. One boy went to meet his girlfriend Next day when he came back at school. Teacher asked: kal kahaan gaey they? Boy: us se milney gaya tha. Teacher: kis liye? Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is yours. Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd What are the chances. Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died. Husband, wife and girl friend.

Husband: Jan Socha call ker loon. Tum miss ker rahi hogi? Wife: 5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha? Husband: O fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya Wife: Samne wale ghar mai Miya Biwi ki fight chal rahi hy. Aap 1baar jaiye na. Husband: Main 1 do baar gaya tha. Shayad ye usi ka natija hai! Pathan and plastic surgery. Pathan: Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane men kitna kharcha aega.

Dr: 5 lakh. But why? Husband, wife and railway station. Railway Station pe shohar biwi ko leny gaya. Biwi: Dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhai de raha hai or tum. Shohar: Wo apni Biwi ko chorny aaya hai leny nahi. Stupid kid and teacher. Class me teacher ne kaha jo stupid hy wo khara hojae. Ik bacha khara hogya. Student: nai! Pathan or gadha. Molvi sahib or Sheela Ki Jawani. Memon joke. Memon: Lassi ap peetay nahi,. Chai hum pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi, Botal ka mosam nahi,.

Ab batayen kya khidmat karen? Lo batao pckg ki what laga di yar. Mujhy Ek Aisi Larki Chahiye. Boy : may I kiss u? Girl : No. Boy again : May I kiss u? Girl : No.. Girl : Kutte, kaminey… Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai. Ek Shadi Mein Achanak. Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;. Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,…….

Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:. Kiya Yehi Khobsurat Paon Merey. How Girls Feel Sorry.

Boys vs Girls Jokes SMS

Remember me. Subscribe to RSS There are many nice sms and jokes about boys vs girls short text messages, funny conversations and dialogs between boys and girls are very interesting topic. In this category you will find many such sms and jokes. Javascript Drop Down Menu Powered by sendmassage.

Mat kero itne mehnat marks ke chakar me A Larkiyo. Ek din enhi nalaiq larko ke ghar bartan dhoney parenge :P ;.

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